Theory of Gayativity
So I watch and digest the arguments about being gay…
In the blue corner, anti-gay folks believing that gays woke up one morning and said “Hey!…I’ll think I’ll touch my pee-pee with someone else’s!”…
And in the red corner, pro-gay folks believing it’s all about a gene that hasn’t been found yet…which is like saying you have no evidence of life on other plants, but dammit, you just KNOW there is because of evidence there are other suns…
I have a different theory…I think it’s both…and neither…and some of each…
Confused?…That’s OK…I am, too…That’s why I call it a “theory”…I have no problems being 100% wrong on this, but I DO mind if someone thinks I’m 100% wrong simply because it doesn’t “help their cause”…
And it’s based purely on linear logic…I’m no scientist, but my theory makes sense once you take the emotional responses out of the equation…
I declare no winner, and when one does that, they usually get treated by crap from both sides…I fully expect this for me, too…
So here we go…my “Theory of Gayativity”…None of it based on actual fact, but none of it has facts against it either, so use your own objective judgement…if you have any…